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  Contents

  Title Page

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  About the Author

  HIS SECRETARY: UNDONE

  Melanie Marchande

  © 2014 Melanie Marchande

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  Chapter One

  I'm going to throw an ashtray at his head.

  Okay, okay. Back up. Let me explain.

  My boss is insufferable. I mean, grade-A, self-obsessed, Lamborghini-driving, top one percent of the one percent, completely out of touch asshole. His butler has a butler. He's rich enough to buy several politicians, and believes strongly in the value of hard work, a concept with which he's only passingly acquainted. His days are full of glad-handing and pouring drinks and turning on that oh-so-dazzling, oh-so-fake smile that everybody falls for. Except me.

  Oh yeah, and did I mention he looks like an underwear model?

  So, that's my life. I sit at this depressingly tiny desk outside Adrian Risinger's office, sorting his mail, making his phone calls, organizing his calendar. On the good days, he mostly ignores me. But most of the time, I get called into his Fortress of Solitude for a good tongue-lashing at least four or five times a day, during which he manages to work in several barbs about nearly every aspect of my life.

  It took years before I realized I was allowed to dish it back. When I get in a particularly good one, he favors me with a smile - razor-sharp, completely unlike the one he uses to charm his business associates. It's a predator's smile. It's a smile that haunts my dreams.

  I hate it.

  There are two reasons I don't leave. First of all, in this economy, I can't afford to be picky. Nobody can. Secondly, I actually feel bad. That's how sick I am. I feel guilty that this affluenza piece of shit might have a hard time replacing me. Nobody else can put up with him; before me, he had a string of administrative assistants about a mile long, not one of them lasting longer than a few weeks. It's sick, but I feel like I can't leave him in a lurch.

  I guess I've been here long enough to develop Stockholm syndrome. Who knew?

  So that's my work life. And everything else? It's not much better. My parents are as cold and sarcastic as my boss, which probably goes a long way in explaining my current predicament. But however you psychoanalyze me, the point is that I can't exactly turn to them for loving kindness. My friends all drifted away after college, or stopped returning my calls when all I could do was bitterly complain about a situation I half-created myself. Not merely content with making my job hell, Mr. Risinger has managed to ruin my personal life, too.

  There was just one thing in my life that really made me happy. One thing that he couldn't reach.

  Or so I thought.

  The whole thing started because I was browsing Amazon while drunk. I was looking for advice books on dealing with a difficult boss, because my situation with Mr. Risinger could totally be summed up in a trite self-help book, right? Give me a break, I was desperate.

  Anyway, so I'm clicking around, and I see this book that catches my eye. It's obviously not at all what I'm looking for - the cover has a close-up of a man buttoning his cufflinks, and somehow, with the whiskey swirling in my belly, it's the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life.

  The title says:

  HIS SECRETARY

  So, I one-click it. Why the fuck not?

  It's a romance novel. And, I quickly realize, as I page through it - not one of those chaste ones about mail-order brides, or even a classic bodice-ripper. This is beyond steamy. This is practically porn.

  This is the best thing I've ever read.

  Before I know it, I've got my hand halfway down my panties and I don't even remember the last time I touched myself. But something about the plight of this girl and her sexy, sexy billionaire boss is just irresistible. Five pages in, and I'm gasping and panting in my armchair, my whole body buzzing with pleasure that I haven't felt in God knows how long.

  That night, I sleep like a baby for the first time in years.

  The next night, I finish the book - and I finish, too. Several times. It's spectacular, but I'm a little bit sad it's over. Then, I discover that the author - Natalie McBride is her name - has a whole series out. His Secretary: Bound. His Secretary: Bared. His Secretary: Released. I devour them all in the space of a week, and it's the best week of my life.

  If Mr. Risinger notices, he doesn't say anything. It's his busy season anyway, so he's certainly not going to take the time to notice if his assistant has a little extra spring in her step. Even if he didn't know the reason why, he'd certainly find a reason to criticize. So, it's better this way.

  I start checking for a new book every day. I know I could look at the author's website for a release schedule or join her mailing list, but I almost prefer it being a mystery. I want to be surprised, I tell myself.

  This resolve lasts all of one day.

  Soon, I'm biting my nails, counting down until the release of the next book. Just one more month! She posts teasers and updates on Facebook, and I'm practically panting with impatience. I quickly learn that there are a lot of people out there, voracious readers, who spend basically their entire lives in this state of feverish anticipation. I wonder how they survive.

  And now, I'm one of them.

  Finally, finally, the glorious day comes. I wait and wait for the notification email that my pre-order has landed, but it doesn't come. Finally, exhausted and defeated, I refresh my email one last time before bed.

  And there it is.

  Cursing softly, I pick up my e-reader and curl up in bed. Just a few pages, I tell myself, because it's only seven hours until work.

  Just a few pages.

  The sun is up by the time I finish, bleary-eyed and shivering from sleep deprivation. After a scalding shower, I'm pretty sure I can get through the day, but I know it's going to be a rough one.

  Boy. Understatement of the century.

  Mr. Risinger is on the warpath - not against me, fortunately, but I'm still expected to be right there with him. He snaps at me for being distracted, and even in my delirious state, I notice that he's got dark circles under his eyes too. I almost feel bad, until h
e tells me to stop staying up all night watching soap operas.

  Fucking sexist dickhead.

  He doesn't need to know that I actually was up all night reading a romance novel. That's my fucking business.

  By the time I get home, I'm so over-tired that I can't wind down. I pace my apartment, picking up my e-reader to glance over choice passages again and then throwing it back down when I realize my eyes can't focus. Finally, I pick up my laptop and do the unthinkable.

  I write an email to Natalie McBride.

  I bare my soul. I tell her how much her books have meant to me, how they offer a much-needed escape from the hell that is my life. How I feel ashamed because I know we're not supposed to like these kinds of books, but of course no offense to her, because she's brilliant, it's just like, social expectations, you know? I've got this misogynist boss who would just have a field day if he knew how much I was devouring these books. He's nothing at all like the hero from the books, the bad boy with a heart of gold. But I wish he was.

  I tell her how much I wish I could find a guy like that. How lonely I am. How I feel like a failure, letting myself get walked all over. This isn't how it's supposed to be. We're supposed to be strong, capable, modern women. We're not supposed to take any shit.

  I write all of this, and then, for some fucking reason, I actually press "send."

  I immediately pass out in my armchair.

  The next morning, I wake up just in time to throw on some clothes and catch the train. Forgoing my usual beauty regimen, I know I'm going to deal with some complete crap from Mr. Risinger, but that thought doesn't mortify me as much as the memory of what I wrote to Natalie McBride last night.

  I force myself not to check my email.

  I make it until lunch.

  "Meghan," Mr. Risinger intones, as he brushes past my desk. Always with his hip so close to me, trying his damnedest to be unnerving. Besides my mother, he's the only one who calls me by my full name, and I fucking hate the sound of it.

  "Mr. Risinger," I say, in as neutral a tone as I can manage. I can feel his eyes raking over me, and I begin to formulate a comeback.

  "Rough night?" He's resting his fingers on my desk, just slightly, just enough to make his presence impossible to ignore. "I noticed you didn't ride your broomstick today, but you certainly look the part."

  "Yeah, the rest of the coven had me up all hours," I say, slamming the heel of my hand down on my stapler. "Speaking of which, how's that plague of frogs coming?" I clap my hand to my mouth in mock chagrin. "Oh, shit, have you not been out to your car yet today? Did I ruin the surprise?"

  "Really? Frogs? That's amateur hour. An experienced crone like yourself should at least be able to turn my drinking water into blood." He smirks, snatching a sheaf of papers and letting his slate-blue eyes dart over the text.

  "Wouldn't that be redundant, Count?" I stand up, pushing my chair away from my desk. "Now if you'll excuse me, it's lunch time. Want me to swing by the Red Cross for you?"

  He shakes his head. "Sorry, Meghan, you only get partial credit for that one. Try to be more original." He clears his throat, rolling his shoulders as he steps back. I absolutely do not notice how much his perfectly-cultivated stubble resembles that of Dirk, the billionaire boss of my fantasies. "Oh - and get those files copied before you run off to feast on the flesh of the living, will you?"

  "Oh, and you're allowed to do a zombie joke off of my vampire joke? Really?" I call after him, but he's already practically out of earshot. Damn it, he walks fast.

  And before I know it, I'm checking my email. Not my work email - the one I contacted Natalie from. The secret anonymous one that, even in my sleep-deprived stupor, I'd been smart enough to use.

  She's answered.

  My heart leaps into my throat and I click on it, before I can stop myself. I have to know.

  Meg,

  Thank you so much for writing! It really means a lot, knowing that my books can change people's lives for the better. You don't sound silly at all. A lot of people think books like this aren't important, but we all need escapist fantasies sometimes.

  Your boss sounds like a piece of work. Not that this makes it any better, but I'm sure he doesn't mean to hurt you. He was probably just raised in a billion-dollar bubble, and he doesn't know how to interact with other humans. It's actually a pretty common affliction. Dirk was based on a real guy, who, believe it or not, sounds a lot like your boss. I just softened him around the edges, made him a little more tolerable. Artistic license, you know?

  Oddly, it's kind of heartbreaking that there's no real Dirk. Or if there is, he's basically Mr. Risinger, but with a bit more of a conscience. The last thing I need in my life is more assholes.

  I take a deep breath. She's being nice, although I'm sure I came across as a total nutcase. I'm afraid to look back at what I wrote, and I only remember snatches of it. It's better this way.

  After some other polite shop talk, she ends with:

  I hope you'll write back. A lot of people never answer my emails, like they think I'm too busy or they're bothering me, or something - but I want to hear how things go with your boss. I think you should try going a whole day without rising to his taunts. Just to see what happens, you know? Remember what Dirk said to Amanda - one of the reasons he teased her was because she would always deal it back, and he loved having someone in his life who'd actually talk to him that way. When you dish it back to your boss, you're just doing exactly what he wants by popping his billion-dollar bubble.

  And if it doesn't work, well, you'll have a whole day to think of new insults.

  xoxo,

  Natalie

  I have to chuckle. I can't really remember the last time I made an effort to bite my tongue around Mr. Risinger, but I find it hard to believe that her theory is right. That might have been the case for Dirk, but Mr. Risinger's been riding my ass since the day I started working here.

  But it's not quite the same, is it? He didn't really start taunting me until I started pushing back. Shit, maybe Natalie's right.

  It's a little too late for the "whole day" plan, but I resolve to start now and make it through at least half of tomorrow without taking his bait. Just to see how it goes.

  I finish copying the files like he wanted, then run down to the cafeteria for a sandwich. I'd rather go to a proper restaurant, or at least Panera or something, but he's packed my schedule so full today I barely have time to leave the building.

  "Back from the hunt so soon?" Mr. Risinger asks, suddenly appearing beside me while I have a mouth full of tuna salad. His timing is impeccable as always. "Did you accidentally stumble into direct sunlight?"

  I struggle to chew and swallow, the lump sticking in my throat for entirely too long.

  Dear Lord, please don't let this happen. Please don't let me die in a tuna salad mishap while Satan himself looks on.

  Finally, it all goes down.

  I clear my throat. "The files are on your desk, sir."

  "Oh, I like it when you call me that." He's grinning, but I just look at him mildly, playing the innocent, ordinary, businesslike secretary.

  "I'll keep that in mind, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you at the moment?"

  He's just staring, trying to figure me out. Trying to read me, and gloriously, failing. It feels good. I'm so glad I took Natalie's advice.

  Finally, he just brushes past me and retreats into his office, slamming the door behind him.

  I promise I'm getting to the thing with the ashtray.

  So that's how it goes. For the rest of the day, I don't even see him. It's like he's decided I'm not worth talking to, if I don't come up with a bunch of creative ways to call him a subhuman bloodsucking waste of space. And as satisfying as the insults can sometimes be, I find I prefer this.

  When I get home, I write Natalie back right away, telling her that her advice worked. It's Friday, and by Saturday morning I haven't heard back. I'm disappointed, but realistically, she probably doesn't answer fanmail on weekends.<
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  Fanmail. Jesus. What kind of person have I turned into?

  In the end, I don't hear back from Natalie for a couple of weeks. I finally stop thinking about it, and within a few days, Mr. Risinger pushes me to the breaking point and we're back to snarling at each other.

  Finally, though, she writes back. She tells me how glad she is that things have worked out, and she's sorry she's been too busy to answer. She tells me she's still working a full-time job in addition to being a novelist, which kind of blows my mind, but I guess there are people like that. Me, I can't imagine having the creative energy to do anything after I get home across the river Styx.

  She talks about her writing process and what a struggle it is sometimes to publish a book, like pushing your little chicks out to swim on their own, and knowing there's nothing you can do for them after a certain point. She's been dealing with a lot of anxiety and stress about her latest book, so her email's been neglected. She hopes I understand.

  I feel weirdly comfortable with her, so I find myself answering right away, telling her all about my family problems and the reasons why I think I put up with Mr. Risinger in the first place. I tell her that maybe, if I can ever manage to find my way out of this job, I might be able to use her books as a safe outlet for my obvious pathological need for irritating bad boys. Better in fiction than in real life.

  She answers quickly, this time, and she's got me giggling. I feel the kind of warm glow in my chest that I haven't experienced in such a long time. Is this what it feels like to have a friend?

  I even confess to her that Mr. Risinger is probably just as sexy as Dirk, although I can't verify if he knows how to handle a woman quite as well. That seems to amuse her: